"If the Cap Doesn't fit"

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This week's fun quip from the church newsletter:

I signed up to the gym this week.

Upon enquiring about a class that

was being offered. I was instructed

that I should wear loose fitting clothes.

If I had loose fitting clothing I wouldn't

have signed up for a class in the first 

place would I ?

Truer words have not been spoken.